So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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