Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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