Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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