Christians are straight up FREAKS
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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