More tranny stories later!
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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