Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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