Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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