Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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