went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
