I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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