The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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