i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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