yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Randomize
