Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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