Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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