so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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