Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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