Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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