The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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