on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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