Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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