ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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