its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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