I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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