Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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