But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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