If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
