Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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