wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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