I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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