Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Randomize
