Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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