Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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