You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Less talking, more tequila
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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