Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
