sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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