like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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