Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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