I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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