i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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