omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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