You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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