no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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