we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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