Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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