Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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