So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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