how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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