butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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