But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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