Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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