Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
