So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Who wears a wallet chain?!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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