Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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