Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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