i think my mom watched the whole time
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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